ARE YOU A BITCH? Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist" The second guy says "I'm a DINK, .... Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a RUB, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to one of the women and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know.... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc." The second woman answers before being asked -"BITCH." "What exactly is a BITCH?!?", they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself." So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" - SMILE... and say Thank You!!"