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V živalskem vrtu se pred kletko s papagajem ustavi ženska in pravi: "Kaj je, ptičurina, znaš ti kaj govoriti?" Papagaj: "Kaj pa ti, babura, znaš leteti?"

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Iščem prijatelje.   Ker ne uporabljam Facebooka in Twitterja, sem odšla ven in mimoidočim pripovedujem, kaj sem skuhala, kaj pojedla, kaj popila, kje sem bila, kaj počnem....   Zaenkrat mi sledijo tri

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Silica

An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him. She immediately dials 999.

Irish woman: ''It's my fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've fooken killed him!''

Operator: ''Please calm down Mam. Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''

*click* .. *BANG*

Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat .............. what next?''

 

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'Črna' abeceda

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.

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Silica LN Veteran

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Two over achievers walk into a bar..

Clearly it wasn't set high enough.

 

 

The biggest joke of all? The thing that will sink yeh every time? Is hope... hope that the world will right itself. That the just will be rewarded and the wicked punished. Once you buy into that horseshit, you're dead in the water.

Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.

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Pico Della Mirandola

http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.png http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.png http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.png ta je še boljši

سبب خراب هذا الجيل:

- ليلى ما كانت تسمع كلام أمها
- سنو وايت كانت ساكنة مع 7شباب
- روبن هود كان حرامي
......-و طرزان يتمشى بدون ملابس
-عدنان قلب على عبسي عشان لينا
-سندباد ما ترك بلد إلا سافره
-والأميره النايمه ماقامت إلا لما باسها حبيبها
-ياسمين دايما مع علاء الدين لحالهم!!

يعني احنا تربينا على هالقصص

 

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Выкуренная сигарета сокращает жизнь на 2 часа, выпитая бутылка водки - на 3. Рабочий день сокращает жизнь на 8 часов.

 

tud prevoz na delo in iz dela ni glih nek življenje

Čutim, da čutiš, da čutim, kar čutiš
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سبب خراب هذا الجيل:

- ليلى ما كانت تسمع كلام أمها

- سنو وايت كانت ساكنة مع 7شباب

- روبن هود كان حرامي

......-و طرزان يتمشى بدون ملابس

-عدنان قلب على عبسي عشان لينا

-سندباد ما ترك بلد إلا سافره

-والأميره النايمه ماقامت إلا لما باسها حبيبها

-ياسمين دايما مع علاء الدين لحالهم!!

يعني احنا تربينا على هالقصص

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Vzrok za uničenje te generacije:

 

- Leila je bilo slišati njen materni govoriti

- Snow White je bil še s 7 mladino

- Robin Hood je bil tat

......- In Tarzan linija brez obleke

-adnan Heart na Absi Ašan Lena

-sndbad Zapustijo državo, ampak kaj očitna

-walomirh Naamh nezanesljivi dokazi le, da obleko svojega fanta

-aasameen Vedno z Aladdin, kar so !!

 

Mislim, smo odraščali na Hakass

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.

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On the way home yesterday, I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade".

Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.

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Silica

Islam is a religion of peace. There's a piece of you over here and a piece of you over there and a piece over there.

Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.

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Kam gre ta svet....

 

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.

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Silica

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.

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I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century', she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.'

 

I can tell you this... that fly never knew what hit him...

 

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.

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Silica

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Penny: Oh big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun.

Sheldon: "Not knowing is part of the fun". Was that the motto of your community college?

 

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This is where the old mountain goat lives. He hangs out here and has a good time. B. R.

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