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x:Dx x:Dx x:Dx ja, ja...tvoja mami ga res pihne... :palec:

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Spremeni sebe in spremenil boš ves svet!

 

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x:Dx x:Dx Sam res!

 

 

To pa rečeš enmu res velkemu: Si dolgi ko pondelk.

Dear Human,
You've got it all wrong. You didn't come here to master unconditional love. That is where you came from and that is where you will return. You came here to learn personal love. Universal love. Messy love. Sweaty love. Crazy love. Broken love. Whole love. Infused with divinity. Lived through the grace of stumbling. Demonstrated through the beauty of... messing up. Often. You didn't come here to become perfect. You already are. You came here to be gorgeously human. Flawed and fabulous. And then to rise again into remembering. (unknown)

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"Pizda ti na nosu zrasla!" (Uporabljena v vsakdanjem jeziku voznika)

 

"Si pa naredu s pizde kozolc"

Mašinca, tole je pa od naše poslovodkinje tekst, dobro znani modri x:Dx izreki.

Ni porazenec kdor je porazen, porazenec je kdor se po porazu ne pobere.
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em, al pa suh ko poper

Dear Human,
You've got it all wrong. You didn't come here to master unconditional love. That is where you came from and that is where you will return. You came here to learn personal love. Universal love. Messy love. Sweaty love. Crazy love. Broken love. Whole love. Infused with divinity. Lived through the grace of stumbling. Demonstrated through the beauty of... messing up. Often. You didn't come here to become perfect. You already are. You came here to be gorgeously human. Flawed and fabulous. And then to rise again into remembering. (unknown)

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.bati se lastne sence

.besedo nazaj vzet

.bit bolj papeški kot papež

.bit prliznjen kot mačka

.fant od fare x:Dx

.figa mož

.iz oči v oči :8):

.vedno iščem Vzrok problemov in njihove Zdrave rešitve
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.žonglirati z besedami

.živeti na luni

.židan čas imeti

.zabiti komu klin

.v zvezde kovati

.ugrizniti se v jezik

.udarit mim

.težak kot mora

.skočiti si v lase

.vedno iščem Vzrok problemov in njihove Zdrave rešitve
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SMIKI, zamenjaj si ikono x:o)x :vragec: xrolleyesx x:Dx x:Dx

 

Pa ne prdet več na avtobusu x:Dx x:Dx x8Dx x8Dx

Dear Human,
You've got it all wrong. You didn't come here to master unconditional love. That is where you came from and that is where you will return. You came here to learn personal love. Universal love. Messy love. Sweaty love. Crazy love. Broken love. Whole love. Infused with divinity. Lived through the grace of stumbling. Demonstrated through the beauty of... messing up. Often. You didn't come here to become perfect. You already are. You came here to be gorgeously human. Flawed and fabulous. And then to rise again into remembering. (unknown)

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Si tečen, kot zgrizek x:Dx x;)x

Potovati! Izgubljati dežele! Biti nenehno drug, biti v duši brez korenin, živeti samo za zrenje!

Ne pripadati niti sebi! Iti naproti, slediti odsotnosti tega, da bi imeli cilj, in tesnobe, da bi morali nanj priti.

Tako potovati, je potovanje. A na njem sem, ne da bi mi bilo treba več kakor sanje o prehajanju. Ostanek sta zemlja in nebo.

Fernando Pessoa

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.bat se lastne sence

.bit čreda brez pastirja

.bit v kaši

.ga kronajo

.ga žingajo

.nabrušen biti

.manjka en kolšček v glavi

.molčati kot riba- kot grob

.mirno kri

.vedno iščem Vzrok problemov in njihove Zdrave rešitve
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ZAKONSKI MOŽ JE TISTI MOŽAKAR, KI VAM STOJI OB STRANI V VSEH TEŽAVAH,

KI JIH SPLOH NE BI IMELI, ČE SE NE BI BILI POROČILI Z NJIM.

 

ena pametna in včas tut resnična.... x:Dx x:Dx x:Dx x:Dx x:Dx

majic@ Рубашк@... 襯衣... 셔츠... のワイシャツ

Spremeni sebe in spremenil boš ves svet!

 

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Si len ko fuks...

Je mel take spegle kot dno od pepelnika. :eek:

Jaz iščem le eno; da bi izrazil tisto, kar hočem. In ne iščem novih oblik, temveč jih najdem.

Picasso

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Maš take obrve ko klaftrske drve.

Maš take ušese ko mlinske kolese.

Maš tak nos, da lahk gre cela vojska skoz.

Dear Human,
You've got it all wrong. You didn't come here to master unconditional love. That is where you came from and that is where you will return. You came here to learn personal love. Universal love. Messy love. Sweaty love. Crazy love. Broken love. Whole love. Infused with divinity. Lived through the grace of stumbling. Demonstrated through the beauty of... messing up. Often. You didn't come here to become perfect. You already are. You came here to be gorgeously human. Flawed and fabulous. And then to rise again into remembering. (unknown)

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iz roda v rod pri nas x:Dx :

* glej koko s zemčkan, kot bi te krav z riti ven potegnil*

* zabit kot šparkasa*

* neumn kot lesen tič z grčo v glav*

*zguban ksiht kot fir'nk (zavesa)*

* zjaš kot tele v nova vrata*

* maš tko velika usta kot "bahnkov" skedenj vrata (pr' Bahnku je domačija)

* se drži, kot bi mu en kislo kumaro v rit tišal* :eek:

* kaj se treseš, kot bi Matilda šla mimo tebe*

:eek: x:Dx x;)x

Če vam ne uspe prvič, vam gre v povprečju tako kot drugim.

M. H. Alderson

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