krokodil

Nic se sekirat, skorpijoni boste cez eno leto natanko na isti tocki, kot ste zdaj. To pomeni zgolj to, da imate dolg jezik.

Mjav, mjav.

Pussy and strawberries Noooooooo Well... Feelin' Goofy I'm getting bored Not that shit again...

Otisla si, sarmu probala nisi... A ja cu sada

Crnogorac u rodilistu, zajedno sa svojom suprugom. Nakon par minuta, kako je poceo porodjaj, padne u nesvijest, iznesu ga van, on se malo pribere i ponovo udje u radjaonu. Opet mu pozli, opet ga iznesu i tako par puta. Napokon mu babica javi sretnu vijest: "Evo, gospodine, gotovo je, supruga je rodila, dobili ste kcer!" Crnogorac: "Fala bogu da nije musko, da se pati ovako ko ja!"

Hangover ? Kr ok. Pa malo je filmov, v katerih vidis/slisis peti samega Mike Tayson-a.

A z vecerjo se ze neha vse ? Sem mislil, da se vsaj zajtrk dobim, ce ze prespim tam.... (in se tudi zbudim ) Kislo zelje bo danes, surovo.

Jaz bom pa danes krvavice, sem povabljen h Cookie. (pa ne okoli govorit, da se kdo drug ne pride)

Rich Ed

Autumn warp

A to ti pise v "Tocak sudbine 3" ?

Bogati Edi na sporedu po dolgem casu

-"Jebote..." "Pa sta je, Mujo ?" -"Pa pitaj me kako se osjecam." "Kako se osjecas ?" -"Ma ne pitaj..."

Prijateljeve, modre nemske doge, sest tednov stare (hodijo ze, govorijo in pisejo pa ama bas nista). What do you want ? Be first.Always. I lost. Freaks of nature Rage Stop right here I don't care...

Cita deda novine i okrene stranu sa osmrtnicama. Nailazi unuk i kaze: sta je deda, opet si na facebooku.....

Obama asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone… “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.” A voice from near the front pierces the silence… “Well, stop doing it ye evil bastard!”

Crno/sivo, tokrat v barvah. klik klik klik klik klik

Nekima je kriz na grobu jedini plus u zivotu.

Me and my mic I'm so fucking cool Straight from hell Jesus saves Moment of silence Just a touch of you Nirvana My head will explode It's in your eyes Hold me till the end of time

Sixty seconds exposure Robocop Watching sunset Melting point Sea rat Look Mum, fucking alien ! Moonlight Burnt Fuck Montenegro's Leopard What has been seen cannot be unseen Money for nothing, chicks for free... Where !? Attention Goodbye

Sveze fige.

Velvet

Pita Haso Muju: "Jesi li ti bolan, vec citao Anu Kareninu?" Mujo: "Ma sta citao, jebao!"

Pepelka ze hodi