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  1. Silica

    Vesoljni dnevnik LNF 27

    http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/icon1_thumbup.gif Občudujem ljudi, ki delujejo in imajo zraven še cajt in energijo za resne debate na forumih.
  2. Povejte, bratje in sestre, kaj je to za ena rastlinca? Saj jo poznam, tp, videla sem jo že žnj-krat, samo imena ji ne vem http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/icon1_blush.gif http://shrani.si/f/S/DG/qEZ8E1M/k.jpg
  3. http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/OK-thumb.gif
  4. Pametno si to pogruntala - oranžen maček potrebuje oranžne dekice, da se dlake ne poznajo tolk http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.png
  5. Ja, kdaj je ta 'potem' ? Recimo, jih sprejmeš, nahraniš, pozdraviš - in potem?
  6. Silica

    Šala dneva (2)

    Morda kar demonstracijo? http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.png ---------------------- A fella joins the army during World War Two, and it comes to deployment time. He ends up last in line to be given weapons, and when he gets to the front there are no rifles or bayonets left. The sergeant hands him a broom, and ties a carrot to the end of it, telling the recruit that to use the 'gun' he should point it and shout "Bang-ity Bang-ity Bang!", and to use the 'bayonet' he should prod his enemy with it while saying "stabitty-stabitty-stab!" This seemed far-fetched but it was the 1940s so he knew better than to question it. Next morning, he was in a wooded area of Northern France when he caught sight of a German soldier in the distance. He took his broom, pointed it at the German and shouted "Bangity-bangity-BANG!" as instructed. To his surprise, the German fell, with blood spilling out of his wounds. Before he could take stock of his first killing, he turned to see another German soldier bearing down on him. Quick as a flash, he poked with the carrot on the end of his broom, shouting "Stabitty-stabitty-stab!" as instructed. Again, the German collapsed is a pool of his own blood and bile. Feeling more confident now, he saw another German approaching down a dirt road, so he took his broom, took aim, and shouted "Bangity-bangity-BANG!" but the German kept marching towards him. He tried again with still no luck, so tried the carrot/bayonet: "Stabitty-stabitty-stab!" he shouted, but still no reaction from the German, who barged right into him, knocked him to the floor and began trampling him into the dirt, while shouting "Tankity-tankity-tank!".
  7. Silica

    Vesoljni dnevnik LNF 27

    No... tudi on si je pač takšno izbral.
  8. Silica

    Quotes of the week

    If at first you don't succeed, have a massive tantrum, tell everyone to fuck off and go have yourself a nice cold beer.
  9. Lepa http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/inno.gif
  10. Silica

    Vesoljni dnevnik LNF 27

    No robotska rodila zaenkrat še ne obstajajo http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/wink.png tako da čisto zamenljive še nismo. Zanimivo tole.... se ne morem odločit, ali mi je všeč ali ne http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/smile.png
  11. Ceres, bramorja sem ugonobila. 2 (prvega res čisto po nesreči). Pa očitno je še tretji nekje. Mamicu jim http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile_evil.gif
  12. O vzgoji staršev - En korak nazaj, dva naprej
  13. No, pa sem ga. Prejšnji večer sem šla okoli desetih v vrt in ga slišala peti, se pritihotapila čisto blizu.... in ga zgrešila http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile_clown.gif danes sem pa mal okopavala zemljo, nekaj je pomigalo in evo ga! Glavca preč! Zdej me pa malo vest peče http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/blush.png mislim, če sem lahko vse tiste polže pobrala in znosila drugam, bi lahko tudi tega kerlca. Pa mi v tistem momentu sploh ni padlo na pamet. Soriii http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/sorry.gif kako dobro, da mi ni treba živet kje v divjini in ubijat živali za prehrano. Vegetarijanstvo je za softiče.... v bistvu ena luzerska veja človeštva.
  14. Silica

    Tempus fugit

    Samo zapogrešala sem te malo, no Knjig skoraj nimam cajta brat, če pa že, še čaka nekaj takih, ki jih moram... preden pridem do tistih, ki jih hočem. Komot pa nalimaš še kak fajn predlog, da bom imela več izbire
  15. Silica

    Slika dneva

    5 kil mačka, prosim http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/tongue.png http://shrani.si/f/41/XL/mcKjoRf/111403148310076403268128.jpg http://shrani.si/f/36/RP/26yAjVr1/111252548323732968569137.jpg
  16. http://img.timeinc.net/time/today_in_pictures/1001/tip_ny_0115_03.jpg
  17. Gledam prejle mojo 'lepotno' piko na roki - en krogec na koži brez pigmenta. ga imam že precej let, pa je oz. je bil vedno glih... zdej se mi pa zdi, da je že malo večji. In vidim, da jih imam pravzaprav kar nekaj, sicer še čisto čisto majhnih takih belih pikic. Bemule, čez dva tedna imam dejt z dr., se moram spomnit vprašat, če je to slučajno kak vitiligo http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png Potem si pa lahko zamenjam nick -> koza Liska
  18. Neustrašna mladeniča na vrhu druge najvišje stavbe na svetu Groza, mene bi kar konc tam zgoraj http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/ohmy.png
  19. http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/eekblue.jpg Dej nehej javkat, Pico. Tvoja opravičila so bila sprejeta tisočkrat. Samo človek (vsaj jaz) gleda nekako takole - če nekdo nekaj zajebe in pol vidi, da je kiksnil in mu je za to res žal, se opraviči... vse lepo in prav http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/icon1_thumbup.gifpredvsem pa se v bodoče potrudi, da istih kiksov ne ponavlja. S tem šele da svojemu opravičilu neko resno težo, sicer so to zgolj in samo prazne besede. Tako je pač v tvojem primeru, jbg. Ni dovolj, da ti je samo v nekem momentu žal. Ni. ! Po pravici povedano si mi za *odtenek* lažje prebavljiv sedaj, ko ne seješ (več tolk) puhlic, ne pa prej ko si stalno ciklal v sajenju rožic, pol pametovanju, pol pizdakanju čez vsako normalno mero in pol spet rožce, pametovanje, pizdenje, rožce, .... http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/sleepy.gif
  20. Zna bit, da je res to to. Evo, požrte korenine kapucinke, melancana, kumare.... buuuuuuuuu http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/crying.gif ko ga najdem, ga pojem http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile_evil.gif
  21. Silica

    Šala dneva (2)

    Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
  22. Silica

    Tempus fugit

    Silverrrrrrrr http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/sing.gif are you ever coming back? http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/love3.gif
  23. Silica

    Slika dneva

    http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/1505/SummerTriangles_Takei_1000.jpg
  24. http://images.rapgenius.com/aea637fc65e6aa493638861af0749458.640x417x1.jpg
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