An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a > pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and > wears them home. Walking proudly, he goes into the kitchen and says to his > wife, "Notice anything different about me?" > Margaret looks him over, "Nope". > > Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back > into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a > little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" > > Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down > today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again > tomorrow." > > Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" > "Nope", she replies. "IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW > BOOTS!!!!" > > Margaret replies... "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Ya shoulda bought a > hat.".