Mihael

After every flight, Qantas Airways' pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet,"which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with (P); and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. FYI: Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. ******************************************************************************** P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what they're for. P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you're right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. P: Noise coming from under instrument panel, sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from midget

http://www.obzorje.net/files/sephira-chakras.jpg (avtor tabelce neznan)

crowley-the_six_cakra_of_the_human_body.pdf (precej uporabnih informacij, med drugim tudi tehnike "dihanja")

ta je res super

a nehov je? aaa, pol ga bo pa treba zamenat ja, ja..... ...tvoj novi avatarček je pa prou fajn

Šumi je pa ja kul

tako, tako pozitivna mešat, negativnih ne

sej sem namerno mal bl hecno napisal

morgen

je lia poj pogruntala, da je vseen straight ...kjkj tok da veš

men ni blo čist nč smešn

Ata Gorenjec zjutraj oznani otrokom: »Kdor hoče zajtrk, ga dobi. Kdor ne jé, dobi evro.« »Hočem evro!« so soglasni otroci. O poldne pove ata Gorenjec: »Kdor hoče kosilo, naj ga jé. Kdor ga noče, dobi evro.« »Hočem evro!« so enotni otroci. Zvečer ata Gorenjec razglasi: »Kdor hoče večerjo, plača dva evra.«

jap. men se je en prejšn živlene sesu zarad tega. sem bla primabalerina, rada jahala, padla s kona, uničla kolen-fertig s plesanjem. pol pa kmal srček poču

a jest teb težim za to tvojo šemo

Gre lovec lovit medveda. Zagleda enega in ga ustreli s samostrelom. Medved pade, a ko pride tja, medveda ni več. Kar naenkrat ga po rami potreplja medved. "Ustrelil si me! Na izbiro ti dam smrt ali pa mi ga potegnes!" Lovec se ustrasi smrti in sprejme kazen. Drug dan se zopet vrne, tokrat s pusko. Spet ustreli istega medveda, ampak le-tega zopet ni tam. Spet ga potraplja po rami: "Ejjj, spet si me ustrelil! Tokrat bo pa ali smrt ali pa od zadaj!" Lovec - kaj če in se prepogne... Ampak tretji dan spet pride rahlo smešne hoje s puško za slone in še enkrat ustreli tega medveda. In ker ga spet ni bilo tam, kjer ga je ustrelil, je že pričakoval taco na ramenu, in res... Medved pravi: "Ok, no zdej pa povej po pravici - tebe lov kaj dosti ne zanima, a ne?!"

če kaj ni binarnega, so to čustva.....

čeeeer tale fitness je pa zajeban

VEM ajde, šibam na sonce, fitness, itn....

ja nč, pol pa dej lubčka nazaj. pa http://www.obzorje.net/images/rose.gif! ti vetrnica, ti! a ne gre le tko: bog nas varji promiscuous people http://www.smeski.com/razni/razni/Pop.gif

no, nedolžnosti mi ni nbena vzela....

to se teb sam zdi

JA! in to brez podnapisov silki, sam da ti ni dolgčas

a toj že to? fertig? mal se še pomatrej bom....enkrat, k sneg pobere....

itak. ve kar gruntajte - vam saj ni dolgčas.........................med pomivanjem

mislm, da sem dost jasno namignil, da sta to dve IZMENIČNI zadevi