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A policeman is out patrolling and sees a car driving dangerously slow on the highway. He pulls the car over and comes up to see a car full of older ladies. “Morning officer.” “Good morning, Ma’am. Do you know the reason I pulled you over?” “No, sir.” “You were doing 35 mph on the highway.” She frowns. “The sign there says 35.” He holds back a smirk. “That is because it is Highway 35, not 35 mph. The speed limit here is 65 mph.” “Oh, goodness.” “I am going to let you off. I hope this has helped.” “Yes, indeed, officer. Thank you.” The police officer notices the older ladies with her are quiet, staring straight ahead, and all of them are extremely pale. “Are your passengers okay?” The older woman says, “They’re fine, we just got off of 136.” Za informacijo - 136 mph je 219 km/h...

Ne razumem zakaj toliko onaniraš nad Rusijo. Zaplest NATO v vojno z Rusijo se trudi Ukrajina. Edino njim je to v interesu. Spopad NATO-Rusija bi znatno razbremenil njihovo vojsko. Če bo kdo zakuhal WW3 bo to Rusija in Putin s svojimi velikoruskimi mokrimi sanjami. NATO ne bo nikoli in pod nobenimi pogoji napadel Rusije. Res da ima vsega konvencionalnega orožja več kot Rusija. Razen tankov in težke artilerije, toda okrog 80% ruskih tankov je nevoznih. Za težko artilerijo pa nimajo dovolj vlečnih vozil da bi jo privlekli na položaje. Z samohodno artilerijo pa je enak problem kot s tanki, Ni denarja za vzdrževanje ali pa so jih "porabili" za rezervne dele. Ruska vojska je le papirnat tiger in bi bila za NATO mala malica. Če.... Če ne bi bilo 6000+ kosov nuklearnega orožja, ki bi jih v primeru NATO napada zagotovo uporabili. In Rusom, vsaj Putinu in nekaterim okrog njega je vseeno če pri tem uničijo še sebe. Torej NATO v nobenem primeru ne bo napadel Rusije. Bo pa zagotovo ustrezno odgovoril če bo Rusija napadla katero od članic NATO-a. To je moje mnenje. In kot že večkrat tudi tokrat zapišem: Upam da se motim, toda bojim se da se ne. Ti pa lahko onaniraš dalje. Rusija še vedno obstaja. In vedno bo. Poleg ZDA edina država na svetu ki je ni mogoče okupirati in poraziti. Pa še to: NWO prihaja, to je gotovo. Samo ne tak kot si ga je zamislil Klaus Scwab s somišljeniki...

A za tebe je bil Janukovič v redu? Vem da se sliniš nad Orbanom in Putinom, tako da je tako tvoje stališče razumljivo. Samo prosim ne mi prodajat Bitchute kot verodostojen vir resnice...

Pogledal od začetka do konca. Vse ali vsaj veliko večino tistega kar Putin očita ZDA in NATO-u počne tudi sam. Kje je on videl "ekstremno agresijo"? Jaz je nisem nikjer. Agresijo s strani NATO-a in ZDA da, toda prav toliko je bilo agresije z ruske strani. "Ekstremna agresija" obstaja samo v njegovi paranoidni velikoruski betici. In pa v glavah rusofilov in putinoljubcev ki imajo ob tem še zelo izraženo averzijo do ZDA, NATO-a in zahoda nasploh. Zanimivo da je bilo med Rusijo in Ukrajino vse v redu dokler je bil v Ukrajini predsednik proruski Janukovič (2010-2014) - https://sl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Janukovi%C4%8D Zapletati se je začelo leta 2014 ko je bil v revoluciji Janukovič odstavljen. Zanimivo je tudi da je bil istega leta od Rusije aneksiran Krim.

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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to wonder; Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,” and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer…. for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn’t work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever? Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. “Yes,” he informed the couple, “You can get married in Heaven.” “Great!” said the couple. “But we were just wondering; what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?” St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground. “What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple. “OH, COME ON!!!” St. Peter shouted. “It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it’ll take to find a lawyer?”

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you” She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.” Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that – you have to be single and you must be Catholic.” The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!” “OK,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. “My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?” “Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.” The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Steve and I’m going to a Halloween party!”

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Paddy and Mick were having a few beers whilst watching the football at Micks house at full time Paddy gets up to go home but notices it is raining really heavily outside……. “Paddy stay here for tonight” says Mick “I’ll go and make up the spare bed for you”. When Mick comes back down stairs he sees Paddy standing there drenched to the bone…. “What the hell has happened to you?” Mick asks. “I went home to get my pyjamas” Paddy replied

Se strinjam tud u nulo. Brez onaniranja. V mojih letih je to zguba cajta... Kar se pa tiče amen in pika - so stvari ki so nad tvojim in mojim mnenjem. Presodi sam katere so to.

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A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:• Officer: May I see your driver's license? • Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. • Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? • Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it. • Officer: The motorcycle is stolen? • Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag? • Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags. • Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!? • Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation: • Captain: Sir, can I see your license? • Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. • Captain: Who's motorcycle is this? • Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. • Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it? • Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag. • Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them. • Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs. • Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags. • Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

The last hotel Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every hotel room was taken. When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the manager, “You’ve got to have a room somewhere, or just a bed, I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.” “No problem,” the tired Marine assured him, “I’ll take it.” The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “How did you sleep?” asked the manager. “Never better.” The manager was impressed “No problem with the other guy snoring, then?” “Nope, I shut him up in no time,” said the Marine. “How’d you manage that?” asked the manager. “He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,” the Marine explained. “I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, ‘Goodnight, beautiful,’ and after that he sat up all night watching me…”

Three nuns were driving round Hampshire. The Mother Superior was at the wheel, crashed into a tree and all three died. They soon arrived at the Pearly Gates. Waving at St Peter, they explained they were Brides of Christ and asked for prompt admission. “Not so fast, girls” declared the gatekeeper. “We’re choc-a-bloc with dead nuns at the moment. You first have to pass an Entrance Test. But don’t worry; it’s all graded depending on your rank in the Convent. First up was nun Celia. “And what grade were you in the Convent?” he asked. “Just a novice, St Peter.” “Ah: it’s an easy question for you. When Adam first met Eve in the Garden of Eden what were they wearing?” “Fig Leaves, St. Peter” Celia answered. St Peter smiled. “Welcome, Sister, to the Kingdom of Heaven”. Next up was Annunciata. “And what grade were you in the Convent, Sister?” She explained she was a cook. St Peter said: “So it’s a medium question for you. When Adam first met Eve, what fruit did she give him?”. She knew the answer: “It was an apple, St Peter”. Easy-peasy. “Welcome, Sister, to the Kingdom of Heaven.” said the gatekeeper. Third up was the Mother Superior. St. Peter explained: “With your seniority you get a really hard question. When Eve saw Adam running toward her in the Garden of Eden, what was the very first thing she said?” The Mother Superior pondered, observing: “Wow, that really is a hard one, St Peter.” Yet to her great surprise he smiled and promptly replied: “Welcome, Sister, to the Kingdom of Heaven.”

Nehajte že onanirati nad Veliko Rusijo. Rusija je v Ukrajini agresor. Putin je psihopat in paranoik. Amen. Pika. Sicer pa je novo žarišče tik pred izbruhom: Nove kitajske vojaške vaje v okolici Tajvana https://siol.net/novice/svet/nove-kitajske-vojaske-vaje-v-okolici-tajvana-585297 Tajvanske sile začele vojaške vaje https://siol.net/novice/slovenija/tajvanske-sile-zacele-z-vojaskimi-vajami-585364 Opogumljeni z neučinkovitimi sankcijami proti Rusiji in ker se razen pošiljanja orožja v Ukrajino Rusiji dejansko ne zgodi nič bodo Kitajci zelo verjetno napadli Tajvan. Pa se bomo spet lahko šli kdo ima bolj prav. Jovo na novo.

Trump: Agenti so vdrli v moj dom https://siol.net/novice/svet/trump-agenti-so-vdrli-v-moj-dom-585354 Nekdanji ameriški predsednik Donald Trump je v ponedeljek popoldne po krajevnem času iz New Yorka sporočil, da je FBI "vdrl" v njegov dom na Floridi in da so agenti vdrli v sef. Kot je povedal v izjavi, je posestvo Mar-a-Lago v Palm Beachu "zasedla velika skupina agentov FBI". Preiskava, ki jo opravljajo, naj bi bila povezana s Trumpovim ravnanjem z uradnimi dokumenti. Velika podobnost z našim vrlim Janezom Janšo...

Putinov jedrski fanatik, "snet s tečajev", grozi Nemcem: Vse vas bomo pobili! https://siol.net/novice/svet/putinov-jedrski-fanatik-snet-s-tecajev-grozi-nemcem-vse-vas-bomo-pobili-585303 Aleksej Žuravljov, poslanec dume in vodja koalicije ruskih nacionalističnih strank, ki odkrito podpira Vladimirja Putina, je med gostovanjem v pogovorni oddaji 60 minut na ruski državni televiziji Rusija-1 povsem izgubil živce in nemškim novinarjem, na čelu z vojnim poročevalcem Björnom Stritzlom, ki za Bild poroča s fronte v Ukrajini, povsem neposredno zagrozil, da jih bo pobil. Nad besedami poslanca, ki je prejšnji teden Kitajcem tudi predlagal, naj sestrelijo ameriško letalo, s katerim je političarka Nancy Pelosi obiskala Tajvan, je bil kar malo šokiran tudi televizijski voditelj in siceršnji zapriseženi kremeljski propagandist Evgenij Popov, ki je Žuravljovu predlagal, naj se umiri. Ali je propaganda ali resnica naj presodi vsak ki bo prebral. Nekateri že vedo. to mi je jasno. Objavljam pa predvsem zaradi tega komentarja: MR.NICE MAN / 08.08.2022. OB 12:40 Lahko je s.r.a.t. in grozit is varnega bunkerja nekje v putleriji. Naj gre v prve vrste, tam se bo iz oči v oči srečal s tistimi ki jih ima na jeziku. Vse takšne so polna usta, a ko pa pride realnost pred obraz, so pa kuj polne hlače. Strahopetci in nič kaj drugega. Zelo dober opis velikega poglavarja S(D)S, takratnega obrambnega ministra JJ med osamosvojitveno vojno...

Ja, kot vedno in v vsem imaš prav. En irski pregovor pravi - Kaj si ti misliš o meni je tvoj problem, ne moj. Enako velja zame. Bodi prizemljen in razmišljajoč še naprej in ukvarjaj se s pomembnimi stvarmi. Ti veš katere so. Meni so ušle iz konteksta. Kaj počnem v lajfu - sem veselo v penziji že 12 let, imam preveč cajta in zato po forumih zajebavam pametnjakoviče, seronje in nakladače kot si ti...

Saj to je demokracija če ti povem da ti ne verjamem niti besede, da si zame le navaden nakladač in vse ostalo kar si sam omenil. Nikjer in nikoli nisem zapisal da ne smeš objavljati kar ti misliš da je resnica, z ničemer nisem omejeval tvoje svobode izražanja, le dal sem ti vedeti da ti ne verjamem. To je, po moje, demokracija. Nekdo je rekel o demokraciji - Demokracija je ko pustiš govoriti tudi tistemu kateremu bi zaradi njegovih besed najraje zavil vrat. Avtorja ne poznam, mislim da je bil eden od ustanovnih očetov ZDA, ne me držat za besedo, nisem povsem prepričan- Če bi bil član S(D)S bi ti samo prikimaval in te hvalil, oni so tako navajeni, drugače ne znajo. Očitno imaš le ti problem s tistimi ki razmišljajo drugače kot ti, sploh s tistimi ki ti jasno povejo da si zanje le ubogi nakladač.

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V proruski in antiukrajinski propagandi je približno toliko resnice kot v zahodni, antiruski, proukrajinski propagandi. Vse zgoraj napisano in povedano v videu velja tudi za Rusijo in ruski narod. Brainless, manipulated, controlled... Vedno ko je kje vojna v bistvo potekata dve vojni. Ena fizična, z orožjem. Druga medijska. Težko je ločiti resnico od propagande. Ampak prizemljeni in razmišljajoči to znajo...

Predsednik republike https://www.mladina.si/218157/predsednik-republike/?fbclid=IwAR3cEqBh57DtMvXcDflxG_LgEIB847hh_Z65bbbCocIShPSl5eQRhGBZ6dw To se je videlo navsezadnje tudi pri zadnjem predsedniku Borutu Pahorju: politično je bil šibek predsednik, njegova mnenja in dejanja niso imela veliko teže v javnosti, hkrati pa sta njegovi politična pristranskost in neodgovornost zahtevali od javnosti in politike zelo močan angažma, da ne bi ustavno sodišče postalo le podaljšana roka SDS, stranke, ki ji kljub drugačnim kariernim izhodiščem in poti Pahor politično sledi in prikimava že zelo dolgo. V svojih dveh mandatih je storil vse, da bi zadovoljil pričakovanja Janeza Janše, zlasti, ko je imel ta moč, vedno znova je poskušal na ustavno sodišče postaviti narodnjaške in trdo konservativne pravnike, jastrebe, a mu kljub trudu tega sodišča ni uspelo spriditi. Danes je večinsko sestavljeno iz liberalnih in širokih pravnih mislecev – a le zaradi angažirane javnosti in politike, ki ji je Pahorjeve poskuse večinoma uspelo ustaviti. Pretežno kakovostno sestavljeno ustavno sodišče ni plod njegovega razmisleka in dela, temveč odločnega angažmaja politike in tudi javnosti zoper prav tega predsednika republike in njegove predloge. Kaj nam je torej pokazal zadnji predsednik republike? Da imamo ustavo, ki preprečuje, da bi slab in kljub starosti politično neodgovoren in nezrel predsednik naredil veliko škode. Pahor je bil namreč prav to: slab predsednik. Predsednik je, z drugimi besedami, pomembna funkcija. Zato je danes treba zelo natančno poslušati kandidate zanjo. Ker predsednik oziroma predsednica je lahko ne samo slab oziroma slaba, ampak lahko z nekaj preračunljivimi in ideološkimi imenovanji zelo spremeni državo. Ni kaj dodati...

Strinjam se z naslovom, z ostalim ne povsem...

Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"