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    Kiss me Threesome Little shy Speed kills I love sunrises What ? Made in China ?! Lovely couple High five or I kill you ! No high five True beauty is a heavy one
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    krokodil je komentiral/a topic od Marsa v Lunine čvekarije

    I was walking down the street with my wife earlier, when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road.
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    Warmth
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    Hišni ljubljenčki

    krokodil je komentiral/a topic od Tamburin v Živali

    Ne, prijateljev. Šest tednov je star, kakšen šele bo
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    krokodil je komentiral/a topic od Tamburin v Živali

    Something smells bad King of the prairies Where is the toilet ?!!! That's one small step for dog, one giant leap for dogkind What a perfect day
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    Silence
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    Šala dneva (2)

    krokodil je komentiral/a topic od Marsa v Lunine čvekarije

    When the missus left, I was sad upset and lonely. Since then I've got a dog, bought a new bike, shagged two women and blown a grand on hard drink and cocaine. She'll go fucking mental when she gets home from work.
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    All my troubles seemed so far away Subzero tenderness Vitamin C fight back !
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    C O L O R (Not so) Big Foot Make a wish Last chance !
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    krokodil je komentiral/a topic od Marsa v Lunine čvekarije

    A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camaflouge jacket. He can hide but he can't run .
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    krokodil je komentiral/a topic od Marsa v Lunine čvekarije

    I found my girlfriend dead this morning. She just lay there lifeless. So I decided to fuck her one last time. Then all of a sudden she jumped up and shouted BOO ! Some people are just sick in the head...
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    Pravi zame?

    krokodil je komentiral/a topic od xxls v Astrologija odnosov

    No, krasno. Prejšnji je bil niger, ta je mladoleten, kaj šele sledi
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    Ravno mi je pricvrčal mimo balkona... Giant, indeed ! I see you too Burn, burn ! Time to say goodbye...
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    Yellow continent Premature Spider with sunglasses on Off the duty Overload Waiting for the perfect
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    Very hot bunny
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    krokodil je komentiral/a topic od Marsa v Lunine čvekarije

    My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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    You can't have it all
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    Hišni ljubljenčki

    krokodil je komentiral/a topic od Tamburin v Živali

    Monster is out there ! Who, me ? I smell something Right here Grrr Go away... Stop tickling me After hard work...drink Shadow is my pleasure
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    krokodil je komentiral/a topic od Marsa v Lunine čvekarije

    I accidentally filled my blow-up doll with helium... Now the bitch is playing hard to get !
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    High five ! Blond hair, horse character. Miss eyelashes Thinking... I'm gonna spit... Hey, why long face ?!
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    Izjava!

    krokodil je komentiral/a topic od stankaa v Lunine čvekarije

    Včeraj mi je petletni nečak na pikniku rekel: "A veš, da sem jaz dvakrat pametnejši od tebe ?" Sem rekel, ma daj, kako to....? Pravi on : "Veš, jaz štekam vse kar ti štekaš, pa še štekam vse kar jaz štekam"
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    Ptički

    krokodil je komentiral/a topic od Marsa v Misli ...

    Tile so mi na dopustu delali družbo: Kung-Fu Master Lunch time So, what do you think? Pearl eyes Fucki'n wind, bro ! Gru, gru Bingo !
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    Jaz sem si pa včeraj kupil keramični pekač, s pokrovom. Pa okroglega sem vzel, da ne bo nikoli in nikdar prašen po kotih Danes preizkusim
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