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    Fotke (3)

    Res je. Jaz sem bil enkrat z Mystico na pijači, pa so me pri izhodu iz gostilne vsi spraševali: "A je to tvoja sestra dvojčica ?! A je to tvoja sestra dvojčica ?!"
  2. Danes prav nič več Sem bil na obisku pri teti v Novi Gorici, požrl baš sve češnje
  3. My Jewish neighbour is so tight. He poked his own eye's out... Just to get a free Labrador.
  4. I'm really worried about my parrot. He keeps saying, "I can't go on, I hate my life". My room-mate's too selfish to notice. He's always crying.
  5. Se mi je zaluštalo avokada, prišel v Hofer 30 sek. pred zapiranjem, pobral zadnje štiri. Mmmmmmm, ravno prav zrel, kar z žlico je šlo, ne dober, za popizdit dober... Sem mislil vsak dan enega, pa pojem prvega, no, zdajle sem pa četrtega
  6. Danes zjutraj, 1000m. Eskimo cannabis M.C. Hammer was wrong. I can touch this ! For whom the bell tolls I'm not bothered Squirrel missed me Cap for hot days
  7. Tole sem dobil prejle na mail, mogoče koga zanima vsebina: "As a citizen of Warsaw, I would only add that the "musical zebra" had been so painted as a part of Chopin's birth 200 anniversary celebration."
  8. Posaditi jo je potrebno v kislo zemljo, drugače bo dvakrat vegetirala A je bila taka gužva, da je še šofer stal ?
  9. Nordwand Film, brez holivudskih efektov, tako realen, da četudi ga gledaš s toplega kavča, imaš na nogah termo zokne. Izvrstna igra, fotografija, odlični alpinistični prizori, pošastna (človeška) narava.
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    Hišni ljubljenčki

    Sugar baby Hairy cobra Like a boss This photo shooting was exhausting I got my eye on you There's nothing like the sun
  11. Liquid night Just love Hmmm Larger than Jimi Double time For forum member I agree True fan Animal or music ? Interesting road We are conected Offer you can't refuse Orange love Me with my pants off No one can beat this Without words - -- --- ----
  12. My doctor was checking my balls for any lumps the other day. It got awkward when I ran my fingers through his hair.
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    Izjava!

    Peljem najmlajšega nečaka v avtu, pa on: "Veš, to je čisto nepomembno, ampak moj ati ima večji avto kot ti..."
  14. My friend is addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop anytime.
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