krokodil

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already !

Ta je nečakova, tri meseca stara, skoraj neumorna. Če se le najde kdo, ki ji vleče vejo/vrvico po tleh, teče za njo do zadnjega diha, dobesedno. Potem skoraj pade na tla in diha kot velik pes, še nevideno pri mački http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/icon20.gif Somebody Stop Me !

Where has the summer gone ?

Julij Cezar je tudi enkrat prišel v kafič z vzdignjenim kazalcem in sredincem, pa mu je natakar prinesel pet pirov.....

I couldn't care less

Let's face it, it's not the first time Germany's sent a bunch of blokes to the showers in tears.

Waiting for Godot

Evening in Trieste

Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.

I used to have a girlfriend who suffered from depression and suicidal thoughts, but now I don't.

Le Petit Prince

Devendra Banhart - Brindo

Obvezno brez SLS (Sodium Laureth Sulfate) in SLES (Sodium Lauryl Ether Sulfate). 99,998 % vseh kozmetičnih izdelkov, vključno z zobnimi pastami, to žal vsebuje. Drugače pa, brez heca, milo iz kozjega mleka.

Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath ? He took 1/250th of the recommended dose.

Ja. Ojej, jaz pa sem bil trdno prepričan, da je lahko najlepša stvar v ženski spalnici..... ...moja malenkost. http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/flirt.gif http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/bucktooth1.gif

Kitty with stiff neck Afternoon leasure Born to be wild ! No black sheep in my family Party time !!! Whaaaaaattttt ?! Nature. Nobody does it better.

Kruh; polovico polbele moke, četrtino ržene, četrtino pa mlet črn sezam. 10+

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Skilynx. La légende.

Tale stol sem danes videl v centru ponovne uporabe, mogoče komu prav pride ideja: Good old jeans

Stop with the tasteless earthquake jokes ! For God's shake.

Mini me

I'm not saying I'm old, but back in my days, a Selfie was an act of masturbation.

Jaz sem na banki jemal kredit za stanovanje, pa me je mična uslužbenka spraševala po moji višini, teži, prehrani, pitju alkohola, kajenju... Ampak jaz, ki sem prepričan, da sem center vesolja, sem bil seveda prepričan, da je to uvod v zmenek....http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/icon_smile_cool.gif No, potem me je še vprašala, kakšen bo moj gotovinski vložek pri celotnem znesku, pa sem rekel, da 50. Pa je potem vprašala, kako 50, a 50% ali 50 tisoč ? Pa sem rekel ne, samo 50. 50 Eur. Amaterka http://www.lunin.net/forum//public/style_emoticons/default/bucktooth1.gif

Shine thru Blind hairdresser Innocence Make a wish. Any wish. A perfect house